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[22 Feb 2008|09:40pm]
im so tired of trying to make colleges understand my personality through an essay. i thought i would get better at representing myself in writing, but it gets harder every time. i think i am the onnnly one who still has to deal with college shit! also, i feel like i will be grounded until the end of time. cool.
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[30 Dec 2007|12:11pm]
Forest Whitaker?

more like Oscar Winaker!
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guys this is important [20 Sep 2007|10:20pm]
i'm dating a crip from my auto mech class named teddy. and today i convinced the whole class that i live in the playboy mansion and this one fat dude wants me to prove it by bringing in a picture of a naked girl. i drilled a hole through some metal! hey cuuuuuz
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not kidding [02 Sep 2007|10:16pm]
I REALLY DO HATE TODDLERS A LOT.
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[08 Aug 2007|12:39pm]
getting a puppy maybe???????
typing on a computer from 1985??? YES
having a boss named Pee Kee? yes yes yes yes
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BRAND UPON THE BRAIN! [10 Jun 2007|09:27am]


haaay i sang in this last night
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please give me advice regarding how i can become a better: [28 Apr 2007|05:45pm]
liar
secret-keeper
booty-shaker
pump-faker
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$$ $ $ $ $ $ $ :) :) :) :) [21 Apr 2007|09:44pm]


cactus gallery
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pie chart by jack [13 Feb 2007|09:37pm]
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letter of rec for sam stander [21 Sep 2006|11:02pm]
[ mood | successful ]

dear collages of the world, from the day he is born, sam is always being a good boy. sam is a vary good reder and righter. sam rases his hand in clasces. if you axept him, you will not be sory. thank you in edvance, zoe axelrod

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SOMETHING THAT IS WEIRD: [09 Sep 2006|10:11pm]
[ mood | uuuuhhhh ]

taking a nap at 630, waking up at 9, and then going to el pollo loco.

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[17 Jan 2006|01:39am]
[ mood | not tired at all ]
[ music | the phaetons ]

hello readers i am home from san francisco and i love harris ranch!!!! can more people be online at 1:41 please?

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JUST TAKE THE QUIZ PEOPLE [29 Dec 2005|06:49pm]
[ mood | distressed ]
[ music | scandinavian folk music ok?! ]

Are You good at workIng in GROUPS!:?" by gregor_samsa
how much are you good at working together?
Watch OUT!
this is how much: 62%
hey, check it out! PLEASE
team mascot you know you knwo you know
are you failure?
please tell me these things:
birthday? NOT!July 13, 2030
this is how much money you are giving to me$63
please overcome this obstacle:
TEAMWORK
in conclusion:
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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[07 Dec 2005|07:20pm]
[ mood | clean ]
[ music | gorillaz ]

first of all, i found out about a tamale place called Mom's Tamales that delivers to my house, and they delivered to my house tonight. can i get a "what what" for Mom's Tamales.
second, HGM kids are getting beat up left and right, but i'm safe because i am a girl. i hope we are told not to come to school and we just don't have to take finals.
and third, tonight i took a bath for the first time in many moons. my bathtub is too little. piece of shit

no homework tonight, cool
america's next top model, cool
canker sore, cool!!!

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[28 Sep 2005|07:07pm]
where can i get some pet silkworms?
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[23 Sep 2005|04:26pm]
[ music | gorillaz ]

can i get a choco taco up in here?

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[09 Sep 2005|09:45pm]
[ mood | word up! ]

today i wore my hair like mischa barton did in the OC last night and jack said i looked like a grown woman and dean said i was a 3 year old trapped in a grown woman's body!

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[13 Jul 2005|10:18pm]
Roundworms have three parts: a mouth, a digestive tube, and an anus. I love Cloak and Dagger the movie. My stomach is collapsing. Why is it 100 degrees. I'm reading Great Expectations. I love when my friends pick me up from school. I bought Reeboks. I like being called Casper by my basketball team.

And finally:

"Quality Inn: The motel that gives you mo' to tell." --Eleanor
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[27 Jun 2005|11:48pm]
friends only because i do what i want
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[23 Jun 2005|06:26pm]
[ music | beula ]

this one time i was studying for a french test and then julian was going to bed and he was like "le goodnight, le guys"

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